I Love Form Letters

April 21, 2006 — 15 Comments

I thought everyone would enjoy a short letter exchange I had with my Senator, Mike Miller. Form letters can be quite hilarious.

February 21, 2006

Senator Mike Miller
110 College Ave.
Annapolis, MD 21401-1991

Dear Senator Miller:

I am a 16-year-old student from your great state of Maryland who is interested in both law and politics. Your service to my state is greatly appreciated, and I respect your time and energy spent to better the good of the state.

As a young citizen, I see a need for bettering our state and country by men such as yourself because the decisions you make will have a lasting impact on young men and women like me. Because I this, I believe that young citizens should be involved in their state legislature in some way, to understand how laws are made and bills are passed. I am taking this step by becoming involved in Teen Pact, which I will be attending March 6-11 at our state capitol.

I urge you to stand for morality in this state. I believe that the family is the core institution of our society, and when it is broken down the rest of our society will break down. Our nation was established by families, made up of one man and one woman. It will fall if this is torn apart, taken away, or redefined. I pray that your decisions will reflect a high standard. I believe that decisions made to protect the institution of the family are great decisions, worthy of great honor and admiration.

Along with this comes the need to hold high ethical standards, especially concerning abortion. We know that each child, even at conception, deserves the same rights and privileges to live as I have. Why take the life of someone who could be the next George Washington, the next Albert Einstein, or the next Mother Teresa? Abortion does not help our society.

Again, I think you for your service to this state, and your dedication to represent me and my family.

Tim Sweetman

Now the good stuff.

April 18, 2006

Tim Sweetman

Dear Tim,

Thank you for your correspondence regarding teacher’s pensions. I have long believed that investment in Education is the foundation for building productive communities, that’s why despite Governor Ehrlich’s failure to include money for teacher’s pensions in the Fiscal Year 2007 budget, the General Assembly made it a top priority. Prioritizing education means that we keep the best, most highly-qualified teachers in Maryland classrooms, and allows us to recruit new teachers in our communities.

By passing a meaningful enhancement to teacher’s pensions, Maryland will continue to attract and retain the best teachers and reward them for a job well done. My colleagues and I fought for legislation – soon to be signed into law – that raises the multiplier from 1.4 to 1.8 percent, with a 5 percent member contribution. Perhaps most importantly to our teachers, our bill is retroactive to 1998. This legislation will go a long way towards ensuring a brighter future for those who give so much to our classrooms.

Attached please find a letter from the Maryland State Teacher’s Association regarding the push for pensions. Like you, I believe that we must continue to strengthen the current pension system so that the benefits owed to our teachers serving in today’s classrooms are guaranteed for generations to come. I will continue work to make our children, and the investment in the future of those who educate them, a top priority. Please contact me if I may offer any further assistance regarding this important matter.


Thomas V. Mike Miller, Jr.

Can anyone explain that to me?

Tim Sweetman


Tim Sweetman is a young writer, blogger, and student who lives near our nation’s capital, Washington D.C. He has been much more widely known by his “code-name,” Agent Tim. This name also served as the name of his popular blog, which received over 750,000 visits between 2005 to 2007. In 2005, he quickly rose to become a leading teenage spokesperson and cultural critic within the booming blogosphere, taking on issues such as MySpace, alcohol, homeschooling, pride, racism, tolerance, and other topics relating to our culture today. His blog has come to the attention of people such as Albert Mohler, C.J. Mahaney, Alex and Brett Harris, and La Shawn Barber. Tim’s written work has appeared in Lifeway’s Living With Teenagers (February 2012), Lookout Magazine, FUSION Magazine, The Brink Online, The Old Schoolhouse Magazine, Virtue Magazine, Regenerate Our Culture Online Magazine, and on many other blogs and websites across the internet like Marry Well and the Lies Young Women Believe Blog. He has also been featured in WORLD Magazine, The Towers Magazine, and Maryland Newsline. He is scheduled to have an article appear in Veritas Magazine this December. Most recently, his work can be found on Focus on the Family’s Boundless Webzine. His personal interests include writing (surprise!) and sports, both watching and playing. He is a die-hard Washington Redskins fan.

15 responses to I Love Form Letters

  1. Oh my, that is so funny.

    Somebody, somewhere got the channels mixed up. But how on earth? That’s my question.

    You need to write him a letter about extended email security for senators. :P

  2. Well,

    I can proudly say that MY Senator never made that mistake…calling is so much more fun…I actually got to talk to him about a then-important issue (namely, his support of Arlen Specter, which was purely political and was a matter of him having to keep his word, as he explained…).

    That is funny though! :P

  3. That’s really funny! Maybe the governor is more interested in teacher’s pensions then what you talked about in your letter. :)

  4. Tim,

    That was hilerious, very funny. I can see how it happened though. Some staff member opened the letter, and then thought you were talking about education based off the second paragraph, and sent you the form letter for teacher pensions. I got to admit it was a pretty hard mistake to make though.

    Good job on contacting your legislator Tim, more Christians need to be involved influencing our government.


  5. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. That’s very, very funny :)

  7. oh, my…someone needs a few more staff to read the letters thoroughly! LOL!

  8. LOL! That’s a great friday funny! :-)

  9. LoL! I’m afraid that if I’d gotten that letter back I would’ve written back to him saying something to the nature of “I was talking about abortion, you twit.” …Or maybe I would restrain myself. LOL!

  10. If he finds out about this, some low-level staffer is going to be in for it!!

    I figure that some prole on staff is assigned to read the mail. They read your intro, and saw that you were a teenager, and figured you were writing because your teacher told you to write about pensions. That’s probably happening a lot right now — they probably get a ton of letters from 16 year olds talking about teacher pensions. Your letter got stuck in the wrong pile because the staffer didn’t bother to read it all the way through.

    Have to admit, though — it IS pretty funny.

  11. LOL, Tim, that’s really funny! :D

  12. Ha! Great stuff.

    It was either a frazzled secratary, or perhaps a sadistic one.

  13. I would be inclined to say that it was the best form letter they had, and it related to the future of children (encouraging teachers to retire, no doubt, is invaluble to children growing used to having the managment over them change once they are grown up and in the work force…)

  14. HAHA! Teacher’s Pensions?? WHERE did THAT come into play?? hehe, wow, you can tell he’s busy huh?

    Thats hilarious!


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